Setting: A hallway. Day.
At Rise: BENNIE is drawing a giant turtle eating a person on a community art wall. WISTERIA enters.
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WISTERIA: Cool!
BENNIE: You scared me.
WISTERIA: Sorry. I didn’t mean to. I’ve just been waiting for weeks or someone else to draw on the wall.
BENNIE: Did I do it wrong?
WISTERIA: You can draw whatever you want on the wall.
BENNIE: Can I draw a penis?
WISTERIA: No, that’s for twelve-year-olds. And it says “family friendly” on the directions.
BENNIE: Penises are family friendly.
WISTERIA: Fine. I’ll change your penis into a sun umbrella later.
(BENNIE draws an eggplant on the wall. WISTERIA changes it to a sun umbrella.)
BENNIE: Wow! You’re really talented.
WISTERIA: I know.
BENNIE: Do you do tattoos? I have a really bad one.
(BENNIE rolls up his pant leg to reveal a bad portrait of Mark Twain/Karl Marx.)
WISTERIA: Who’s that supposed to be? It sort of looks like Mark Twain, but has hints of Karl Marx.
BENNIE: It’s both.
WISTERIA: I see.
BENNIE: Can you fix it?
WISTERIA: I don’t do tattoos but if you want to sign a waiver releasing me from any liability, I’ll design you something.
BENNIE: Umm….okay!
(WISTERIA starts sketching on BENNIE’s leg.)