RAE: I got stuck in the basement this morning.
LINDA: I was looking for a new wine to drink with my frozen dinner.
RAE: I didn’t know if it should be a white, a red, a rosé?
LINDA: I had stayed up all night reading a book and was finally getting to eat, so I needed to choose wisely.
RAE: Bad wine pairing is the undoing of many a frozen dinner.
LINDA: Once I had a zinfandel with Hungry Man’s oxtail stew.
RAE: It elevated the Hungry Man to gourmet dining.
LINDA: It was almost like the time I went on a date to a Michelin star restaurant with that guy from the IT department.
RAE: We fought about whether Michelin stars are connected to the tire company.
LINDA: He called me stupid for mentioning it because, “No idiot would believe that.”
RAE: He’s the idiot.
Photo Credit: Elastic Compute Farm, “Frozen Food,” 2016