This story was written with the following prompts: driving school and inheritance.

LINDA: There was once a 16-year-old boy who wanted to get his driver’s license. 

RAE: If AJ got his license on the first try and didn’t have an accident for a whole year he would inherit $4 million.

LINDA: AJ saw an ad for Peter’s Ridiculous Driving School and signed up because he thought the instructor would be funny. 

RAE: On the first day of class, Peter showed up in a clown car and made all fifteen students climb in.

LINDA: On the second day of the class, Peter made the students practice driving while teaching dogs how to do tricks.

RAE: On the third day of class, Peter stood on the roof of the clown car and told stories about getting hammered as the students took turns driving him around the parking lot.

LINDA: AJ was thoroughly entertained during classes, but he wasn’t confident that he would pass the driving exam.

RAE: On the tenth day of class, Peter passed out a practice exam. Everyone failed because they didn’t know what to do at railroad tracks, how to navigate four-way stops, or even distinguish the difference between the brake and the accelerator. 

LINDA: That was okay because most of the students decided that they didn’t care about getting a driver’s license anymore. Now they all wanted to grow up to be clowns. This wasn’t a problem for anyone except for AJ, who had $4 million on the line.

RAE: AJ asked his great uncle’s attorney if he could still inherit the $4 million if he signed a contract agreeing to never drive a real car.

LINDA: The attorney agreed to it, and that is how AJ started his career and became Bad Driver Clown, the most famous non-driving clown in the world.

RAE: With a private train car and a chauffeured limousine.