A: When Life Gives You Lemons
B: Make a pie? Add vodka š
A: Maybe a Tom Collinsā¦
B: Floor cleaner
A: I met a lady that was allergic to lemons once. She had a very large dog.
B: the hound of the Baskervilles?
A: DAS HUND!!!
B: boop the snoot.
A: You should ask politely before touching anyoneās nose.
B: CONSENT IS SEXY& MANDATORY
A: are they āLizā Lemons?
B:it aināt nothing but a thing!
A: Bellow?
B:Bellow the ocean are merfolk š
A: Saul Bellow is a merman?
B: SAUL YELLOW IS HIS MERMAN NAME-WELL, SAUL YELLOWFIN
A: EUGENE MERMAN?
B: ETHEL MERMAN THEREāS NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS!
A: āI can get you a toe by three oāclockā
B: ā…with nail polish.ā
A: āwhich toe?ā
B: TOE A TEARāA FEMALE TEAR
A: RAEāA LOCK OF GOLDEN SUN š
B: are we going to sing this?
A: what even is that song?
B: People donāt know Julie Andrews?
A: Rodgers & Hammersteinās last musical
B: fiiiiiine. Me me me me me me me
A: One step at a time, progress is made
B: MADE MY BED THIS MORNINGāPROGRESS!
A: And got out on the wrong side of it!
B: MANY HAVE LEFTāSOME HAVE GONEā¦.
A: I STAYED LONG ENOUGH FOR THE CAKE.
B: THERE WAS CAKE? Why didnāt anyone tell me?!
A: YOU MUST HAVE LEFT TOO EARLY.
B: I FOUND THE CAKE IN THE RAIN!
A: TELL RICHARD HARRIS
B: SOMEONE LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN?
A: Do you like pina coladas? And getting caught in the rain?
B:I like to have so many pina coladas that I donāt feel the rain!
A: ANIP ADALUS
B: It was a dark and stormyā¦
A: Night. A sark and stormy night when all of a suddenā¦
B: A CLAP OF THUNDER RANG OUT, STARTLING THE CAT. SOMEWHERE, A BABY CRIED. A TOILET FLUSHED. AND AN ODOR OFā¦
A: Hibiscus tea filled the hallway and a tiny dog foundā¦
B: A MOLDY PICKLE
A: āDONāT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT LITTLE DOG!!ā SCREECHED THE NIGHT WATCHMAN.
B: MEANWHILE, BACK IN CUBAā¦
A: VIVA FIDEL!
B: Now that heās deadā¦
A: SEMPRE UBI, SUB UBI
B: You canāt get there from hereā¦
A: But Iām glad I tried!
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