Linda Lau: There was a very special pie in the fridge.
Susan Sullivan: I decided it was time to eat it.
Rae Mansfield: So I got some ice cream as well.
Linda Lau: I plopped the ice cream onto the pie and ate half of it.
Susan Sullivan: That was pretty good so I might as well eat the other half.
Rae Mansfield: So I put more ice cream on the rest of the pie and ate that, too.
Linda Lau: After that I wasn’t feeling so well.
Susan Sullivan: Oh, it’s tough when your eyes are bigger than your stomach.
Rae Mansfield: Plus, I didn’t have any more pie.
Linda Lau: I planned on going to the park to jog today.
Susan Sullivan: I’m not going running.
Rae Mansfield: Maybe I’ll walk to the park.
Linda Lau: So I put on my walking shoes and headed outside.
Susan Sullivan: This is beautiful, the birds are singing, the sun is out, I’m enjoying this, and I’m walking off my pie.
Rae Mansfield: I walked around the park 12 times.
Linda Lau: On the 12th time I ran into my ex-boyfriend.
Rae Mansfield: He said “Hey, good lookin’ what you got cookin’?”
Linda Lau: I said, “Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?”
Susan Sullivan: “I hear you got pie.”
Rae Mansfield: “In my belly.”
Linda Lau: And he rudely looked at my belly, surprised at the enormous size of it.
Susan Sullivan: “Oh, did I forget to tell you?”
Rae Mansfield: “You owe me approximately $280,000.”
Linda Lau: He looked at me shocked.
Susan Sullivan: “What for?”
Rae Mansfield: “What do you think?”
Linda Lau: He looked at my belly and then looked at my eyes.
Susan Sullivan: “That can’t be my…”
Rae Mansfield: ”Wouldn’t you like to know…”
Linda Lau: And so, he put his hand on my belly for some reason.
Susan Sullivan: I said, “Get away from me.”
Rae Mansfield: “Fine, fine I’ll give you $30,000.”
Linda Lau: And just like that, he gave me the money.
Susan Sullivan: And a good time was had by all and to all a good night.
Photo Credit: Pete, “Tasty,” 2014