RAE: Once upon a time there was a pig named Blossom.
LINDA: Blossom really loved eating apples.
RAE: She wanted to get caramel apples, but the lack of having opposable thumbs made it difficult to make her own caramel apples.
LINDA: So Blossom went to the person she knew who could help her.
RAE: Edward saw Blossom and Blossom was able to write with her snout a picture of an apple and caramel.
LINDA: Edward knew exactly what she meant and so he brought Blossom to a farmer’s market during Halloween.
RAE: Everyone loved watching the pig who loved caramel apples, and could communicate. even if she didn’t have opposable thumbs.
LINDA: So they gave her all the caramel apples and Blossom was super happy.
RAE: Unfortunately, this meant she was also a very, very fat pig. and was going to be extra tasty.
LINDA: Edward was worried, so he took Blossom back to the farm and chased her around for 3 days.
RAE: Then they had a long conversation about how she would be better off if they went to a sanctuary where she would never get eaten and turned into bacon.
LINDA: Blossom thought that was a great idea and the two drove off to the sanctuary.
RAE: Where she made lots of goats, dogs, sheep, and other animal friends.
Photo Credit: Public Domain Pictures, “Cute Pig,” 2013